Daylist: 1pm

Walking across Waterloo Bridge looking at all the big buildings I suddenly craved good pizza and wanted to sit in a run down courtyard because I’m a creative director and a cliché. So I came to he place when you work and sneakily busted you out. I pretended I was a delivery driver and they let me up. Once we were free we skipped through the streets until we found somewhere that had a respectable scamorza and ordered large spritzes and a stupidly big pizza. We struck up conversation with a group of colleagues who seemed to have a complex unrequited love hexagon story going on between them. I love other people’s drama. Anyway we talked animatedly about our favourite songs and one of them had very bad opinions. We remember her until this day. Then we went to Selfridges for no reason and tried on expensive jewellery. There was an exhibition nearby of massive brightly coloured paintings then in Hyde Park we saw Alexa Chung.

Look around yourself you fool. We made it.